The waitress
I woke up early. Time for tea. Better to brush teeth. I didn't spend much time on this. What a good time to go out on the balcony. Morning. But what about lunch? You might think that I have nothing to do? You are wrong! I need to meet a lady today to take some photos and videos. Boring day… not so boring. I took my photo camera to check my flash memory. What about laptop? I will use it later.
Incoming call…
"Hello" – I answered.
"Hello, Jai… how are you?" – my friend asked.
"Good and you…" – I answered.
"Fine. Let's go eat to Jess Cafe?" – he asked.
"Ok… where are you?" – I asked.
"Near Jomtien now" – he answered.
"Ok I'm coming" – I said.
"I can pick you up" – he said.
"Ok" – I said.
"Call you…" – he said.
I started waiting for him. And I made sandwich with tea for myself. What about lady for tonight? I must find her. Time has passed and still no call. Damn… what is he doing?
Incoming call…
"Hey Jai… I'm here… come" – he said.
"Ok" – I said.
After 10 minutes we started our way to Jess Cafe…
"How are you today?" – he asked.
"Not bad… I have some business" – I answered.
"What business?" – he asked.
"I need to take some photos" – I answered.
"What… what?" – he asked.
"Photos" – I answered.
"Do you want to take some photos of a girl?" – he asked.
"Yes" – I answered.
"Damn you… are you serious?" – he asked.
"What's a problem?" – I answered.
"Not too much girls here" – he said.
"This is Pattaya… too much girls here" – I said.
"Ok… up to you… Jai" – he said.
We arrived to Jess Cafe… My friend shut off the engine.
"Let's go to get some breakfast" – he said.
"Let's go" – I said.
We sat on the sofas… Time to order some food. The waitress came to us. Matt was looking at the menu… I thought he wanted to order something special. My friend's name was Matt.
"So… what would you like to order/ guys?" – the waitress asked.
Damn… her voice was sexy. And she called us guys. Very friendly waitress. As I thought. Matt still didn't know what to order. But I was ready. Anyway… time is time.
"Scrambled eggs, toasts, hot tea" – I said.
"Ok… and you?" – she asked Matt.
"Same" – he answered.
"Ok… please wait" – the waitress said and left us.
"Matt… what are you thinking?" – I asked.
"What do you mean, Jai…" – he answered.
"The waitress…" – I said.
"Nice waitress" – he said.
"I know… I know…" – I said.
"You want take her to your room?" – he asked.
"No… just telling you how good is she" – I answered.
"Oh… you want to find same she?" – he asked.
"Why not?" – I answered.
"Where do you think to go?" – he asked.
"Night street" – I answered.
Our breakfast arrived to our table. The waitress smiled and said:
"Bon Appetit".
"What are you doing tonight?" – I asked.
"Staying with my friend" – the waitress answered.
"Oh… ok / ok" – I said.
The waitress left us… Matt started his meal. He looked hungry anyway. I started eating too. Damn… what else? What about night street tonight. I took my toast and spread it with jam. Oha tasty.
"Matt… what are you going to do?" – I asked.
"What do you mean… Jai?" – he answered.
"This night…" – I said.
"Go meet my girlfriend" – he said.
"Girlfriend?" – I asked.
"Yeah… what's a problem?" – he asked.
"You have girlfriend?" – I asked.
"Yes"– he answered.
"Ok… ok" – I said.
"And you… Jai?" – he asked.
"Find a girl to photograph" – I answered.
"You, Jay, are always looking for trouble" – he said.
"Do you like waitress?" – I asked.
"Yes… but I'm not looking for steps to attract her" – he answered.
"Yeah… better do it for money?" – I asked.
"What do you mean…" – he answered.
"Pay money for girl better" – I said.
"I don't know… you think so?" – he said.
"It's difficult for me too" – I said.
"Jai… I'm almost finished my meal" – Matt said.
"Wait… I'm eating my second toast" – I said.
"So, check bill?" – he asked.
"Check bill" – I said.
"Kept Tan Rikha (Check bill)" – Matt shouted.
The waitress came to us after a few minutes. So… time to pay. Matt checked his wallet… after me. The waitress placed a glass with the bill on the table.
Nice.
"Your bill… guys" – the waitress said.
"Good" – I said and took the money out of my wallet.
I put it in the glass. Matt was very slow. Damn… always same.
"Kapun kaph (thank you)" – the waitress said and took the money.
"Sorry… do you have phone number?" – I asked.
"+66*******" – she dictated to me.
"Kapun kaph (thank you)" – I said.
We left this place. Matt started the engine… and tried to leave parking place. Good. He knows how to drive. But what about girls? Let's ask him. I rolled down the window.
"Matt… you see… this waitress gave me her phone number" – I said.
"Yes… Jai… you're just lucky" – he said.
"Lucky? No… I think… She likes me" – I said.
"She likes you? … you think she wants to have sex with you?" – he asked.
"Yeah… she wants to have sex with me" – I answered.
"Ahhahaha … Jai… you are killing me" – Matt said.
"Killing you? No… no… you didn't get me" – I said.
"What do you mean?" – he asked.
"Girls love me" – I said.
"Girls love you?" – Matt asked.
"Yeah… but maybe she's interested in money" – I answered.
"Exactly" – he said.
"Damn… girls need love also" – I said.
"Yeah… but it's not about this situation" – he said.
"Oh… really?" – I asked.
"Up to you Jai… you can call her and see how it goes" – he answered.
"Ok… ok.... I heard you" – I said.
"You always think for the better" – Matt said.
"Yeah… I think. It would be great to meet her…" – I said.
"You can do whatever you want… Jai" – Matt said.
"Thank you… Matt… cool advice" – I said.
"Where should I take you?" – he asked.
"Take me to my room" – I answered.
"I'm going to car wash" – he said.
"Ok… let's go there first" – I said.
We arrived to our point (Car Wash). Matt took the phone and checked something. What the hell is going on? He shut off the engine. And was ready to go to pay for this car wash.
"Sit here… Jai… I'm going to check this place" – Matt said.
"Sure… Matt… no problem" – I said.
Matt opened the door and got out of the car. Time to wash my baby (he said to himself). He paid and time to start. He started washing his car very carefully.
"Jai… check all the windows / are they closed?" – Matt said.
"Matt… you can be calm" – I said.
Matt started washing the car… damn… I forgot to ask the waitress's name. Bad things happen. Who else could do that? Do what? Ask her name. Only me… so… so…
"Matt, have you finished washing your car?" – I asked.
"Almost done…" – he answered.
"Let's find good place to buy some water?" – I asked.
"There is one place" – he answered.
"One or two?" – I asked.
"Two" – he answered.
Matt finished washing the car… this is good for me… good for him. Time went on and on. Matt walked away from his car to complete this procedure. Everything was fine.
"Ok… Jai… let's go" – he said.
"Do you know that I forgot to ask her name…" – I said.
"Name?" – he asked.
"The waitress's name" – I answered.
"Ahaa… it's all about you… Jai" – he said.
"Not about me… but I will call her" – I said.
"You can do whatever you want" – he said.
"Matt, you think what… no sex between her and me?" – I asked.
"Sure… sex between you and she" – he answered.
"Ok… no problem" – I said.
"Here… you see…" – he said.
"Water station?" – I asked.
"Yep" – he answered.
I went to buy some water for the room. Matt didn't buy nothing. What else can help Matt? What to do next? You need to open the trunk. I took water and came up to the car.
"Matt… open the trunk pls" – I shouted.
I put water inside. Everything was fine. Time to go to my room and call my girl. Matt closed the car door. I opened the door and got inside. The weather was damn hot.
"Matt start the engine" – I said.
"I know Jai what to do" – he said.
"Oh ok… no problem… day is going to be awesome" – I said.
"Every day is awesome" – Matt said.
Matt took me to my condo. I went up to my room with my water. Everything was fine. What to say? Time to drink my cold Thai tea. I had one… in my fridge. What an awesome day. Do you want this tea my fellow? I asked my shadow. Ahaa… I'm damn wet… time to take a shower and get some sleep.
In 3 hours… I woke up… what time is it now? It's time to get out of bed. I opened my fridge and drank Coca Cola a bit. I took my cell phone. I'm calling the waitresses…
"Hello" – she answered.
"Hello… it's me… I had breakfast with my friend at your cafe today" – I said.
"Oh hi… how are you doing?" – she asked.
"Not bad and you?" – I answered.
"Good" – she said.
"How about a cup of tea tonight?" – I asked.
"What…" – she answered.
"Will you come to my room for a cup of tea?" – I asked.
"Oh… ok / call me later… I’m busy" – she answered.
"Ok" – I said and hung up the phone.
After some time later… I started drinking my cold tea. Oh yeah… cold Thai tea… cool mood. Good time for a walk on the beach. I took my camera and went out. It's not sunset time yet. Incoming call…
"Hello… Jai… what are you doing?" – Matt asked.
"I'm walking by the beach" – I answered.
"Did you call this girl?" – he asked.
"The waitress…" – I answered.
"Yes" – he said.
"Of course…" – I said.
"What did she say?" – he asked.
"We'll have a cup of tea" – I answered.
"Oh ok… I'm going to one place later… would you like to join?" – he asked.
"Oh… no thanks… maybe… but I must to meet my girl" – I answered.
"Ok… Jai… see you soon" – he said.
"Ok… ok… Matt" – I said and hung up the phone.
9 p.m. on my watch. Calling…
"Hello…" – my girl answered.
"Hi" – I said.
"Oh…" – she said.
"I forgot to ask… what's your name?" – I asked.
"Mindy" – she answered.
"My name is Jai… what about the meeting?" – I asked.
"Come to my cafe" – she answered.
"When?" – I asked.
"Now" – she answered.
"Ok… coming" – I said and hung up the phone.
I went outside. I have to catch Tuk-Tuk. I need to get to Mindy. My trip took about 12 minutes. I need to walk a bit from the Tuk-Tuk stop. Anyway… good mood. Here is it! Jess cafe!
"Hello… Jai / Welcome!" – Mindy said.
"Hi" – I said.
"What would you like to order?" – she asked.
"Maybe go to my room and drink something" – I answered.
"Wait… I should call my girlfriend" – she said.
10 minutes later…
"Jai… let's drink here… first" – Mindy said.
"Ok" – I said.
"You want whiskey-cola?" – she asked.
"Ok" – I answered.
We started drinking whiskey-cola.
"Mindy… what about taking photos?" – I asked.
"Are you a photographer…" – she answered.
"A little" – I said.
"Do you pay for photos?" – she asked.
"You want I pay…" – I answered.
"If you want to take photos – 2 thousand." – she said.
"Ok… let's go" – I said.
"Pay the bill?" – she asked.
"Yes" – I answered.
We went to my room. A bit later… we went up to my room… I opened the door. And she came in. I opened my fridge to check my bar. Damn… water, whiskey, Thai tea.
"Want something to drink?" – I asked.
"Yeah… sure" – she answered.
"Water? Tea?" – I asked.
"Water" – she answered.
"Ok…" – I said and gave her a small bottle of water.
"Thanks" – Mindy said.
"Mindy… I'll check my camera" – I said.
"Ok" – she said.
10 minutes later. I took my camera and started set up an umbrella for photos. Everything was alright. Anyway… time to start. Mindy drank one bottle of water. Good.
"Mindy… how are you feeling?" – I asked.
"Refreshed" – she answered.
"Ok… Could you please take off your top?" – I asked.
"Sure" – she answered.
I took some photos. Very good.
"Lie down on the bed on your stomach" – I said.
"Ok… Jai… like this?" – she asked.
"Yes… look at the camera" – I answered.
"Could you please take off all your clothes?" – I asked.
"All clothes…" – she answered.
"Yeah…" – I said.
"Hmm… you want to take a photo of me naked?" – she asked.
"Yeah… it will be awesome" – I answered.
"I'm shy" – she said.
"Don't be shy… we take only photos" – I said.
"Ok" – she said.
She took off her clothes. I saw her sexy body. Beautiful and sexy. She froze for a moment. I took some photos. More and more. She started looking more shy. Time to finish.
"Ok… now?" – she asked.
"Yep" – I answered.
"We finish?" – she asked.
"Yeah… we are done"– I answered.
"Can I put on my clothes?" – she asked.
"Yeah… sure" – I said.
She was a little confused. But it's ok. No problem. It's ok… anyway very hot photos. What to say? She wants to go home… I think… and everything will be fine.
"Nice photoshoot" – I said.
"Why do you take photos?" – she asked.
"I work in this business" – I answered.
"Take me to home?" – she asked.
"You want come with me…" – I answered.
"Yeah… you can come to my room" – she said.
I had a shower. Mindy was ready and waited for me outside. I put on my clothes and was ready. I hid the camera and laptop. I won't take this with me. Better take one bottle of water. I went down!
"Mindy… let's take taxi?" – I asked.
"Sure… Jai" – she answered.
15-20 minutes later… we went up to her room. She opened the door. Nice room. Very comfortable and expensive. Damn… would be nice to relax. Why did she invite me?
"Mindy… so good room" – I said.
"Thanks" – she said.
"Do you want to take a shower?" – she asked.
"I did it… already! In my room!" – I answered.
"Ok… I'm going to take a shower! " – she said.
"Ok" – I said.
A bit later… I tried to turn on the TV! But right at that moment… Mindy stepped out of the shower. I saw her in a towel. Oh… yeah… my friends. What can I tell you? Awesome moment.
"Mindy… you look very attractive" – I said.
"Thanks… could you give my clothes behind you?" – she asked.
"Sure" – I answered.
I took her clothes and gave it to her…
"Wait for me… I'll be back" – she said and went back to the bathroom.
"Ok… ok" – I said.
A bit later… she came back from the bathroom. Awesome… she looked at me trying to turn on the TV. What else to say?… She put down the towel and tried to dry her hair.
"Jai… did you turn on the TV?" – she asked.
"Yeah" – I said and turned it on right at the moment.
"You want sleep?" – I asked.
"Yeah… good idea" – she answered.
She finished with her hair… and was ready for bed. I was looking for erotic channel. But didn't find nothing! Damn… very bad. Anyway… we should sleep. What about sex? I don't know…
"Mindy… we will sleep?" – I asked.
"Yep…" – she answered.
"Only sleep… only dreams" – I said.
"Give me a hug" – Mindy said.
"Ok" – I said.
It was the end of the day… Mindy and I were happy with the ending. What do I mean? Matt thought we wouldn't be able to get into bed. He was wrong. We had a photo shoot, and now we're in bed.
"Jai… could you kiss me" – Mindy said.
"Of course… Mindy" – I said and kissed her.
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The Bar girl
Incoming call…
"Hi… Jai" – Matt said.
"Hi… Matt" – I answered.
"Do you want some beer?" – he asked.
"Would be nice" – I answered.
"Dan and I will pick you up." – Matt said.
"Dan?" – I asked.
"Yeah… from the north" – he answered.
"Ok…" – I said and hung up the phone.
I opened my fridge… and got one bottle of beer. Very nice… I should say. What drives us to success? Beer and Matt. Joking. Nice day, good feeling. Why Matt called me? He needs 3d person. No answers. Take shower – good idea.
A bit later… I went outside. Need to buy some food. I found a minimarket. So… ham for sandwich and bread. Yeah… water for sure! Damn me… what a devil day. I bought ham, one bread, water. But what about whiskey? Later…
Incoming call…
"Hi… Jai" – she said (mama-san from one bar).
"Hi" – I said.
"What are you doing?" – she asked.
"Just came out of a minimarket" – I answered.
"What are you going to do this night?" – she asked.
"I don't know… my friend called me… he needs company" – I answered.
"Where?" – she asked.
"Don't know yet" – I answered.
"Ok… ok / Jai" – she said.
"Anything else?" – I asked.
"Sexy man" – she answered.
"Yeah… yeah" – I said.
"Ok… see ya" – she said.
"Ok… bye" – I said and hung up the phone.
I went up to my room. Good idea to drink whiskey-soda. Awesome day. Too much calls for today. I took a glass and poured whiskey and soda. WOW._. /. So, refreshing. Maybe I'll sleep a little…
3 hours later… I woke up and opened my fridge… SANDWICH time. I always say. I made one for myself and second for myself. Thai tea? Cold Thai TEA! Yeah… nice! Calling…
"Hello…" – Matt answered.
"Hi… Matt… it's me" – I said.
"Oh… hi /hi" – he said.
"Are you going?" – I asked.
"Yeah… where are you now…" – he answered.
"At Home" – I said.
"Ok… come out" – he said.
"And?" – I asked.
"I'll pick you up" – he answered.
"Ok" – I said and hung up the phone.
10 minutes later… I was outside waiting for Matt. And what I saw? Matt drove right up to me. What a joy… to see Matt. Who else could say Matt is a slow turtle? Haha… joking:)
"Matt… what's up?" – I asked.
"Ding Dang Dong" – he answered.
"Yō> Man>" – I said.
"Jump inside" – he said.
I opened the door and got into the car… cool day! Matt was in the mood! Damn… I forgot camera. But I don't need it! We are going to drink some beer. It will be a pleasant meeting.
"Where is DAN?" – I asked.
"We are going to pick him up" – he answered.
"Awesome… Matt" – I said.
"Jai… how about your girlfriends?" – Matt asked.
"I don't know… something happened>>>" – I answered.
"No… just asking you…" – he said.
"It would be nice to fuck one lady" – I said.
"You always think how to fuck" – he said.
"I, it's me… Matt… but if you love someone… sex doesn't matter" – I said.
"Oh sure.... dick is dick" – Matt said.
"Ahaha… you are right_ man" – I said.
"Anyway… we're almost there" – Matt said.
"Call Dan?" – I asked.
"Yeah…" – Matt answered.
Calling…
"Hey Dan… come outside" – Matt said.
"What did he say?" – I asked.
"He is coming" – he answered.
"Where is he?" – I asked.
"At home" – he answered.
10 minutes later…
I saw Dan… and Matt saw him too…
"Hey Dan… come on" – Matt said.
Dan opened the back door and got into the car.
"What's up guys?" – Dan asked.
"Easy motion" – Matt answered.
"What does it mean, Matt?" – I asked.
"What?" – Matt answered.
"You said easy motion" – I said.
"Yeah… easy motion, easy money" – Matt said.
"Oh… ok… ok" – I said.
"Where is that place?" – Dan asked.
"We're almost there" – Matt answered.
8 minutes later… Matt found this place. We parked the car. Matt shut off the engine and started looking for the money… damn… it was in his back pocket.
"So… let's go" – Matt said.
"Yeah" – I said and opened the door. Matt opened the door too. Dan opened the door too. We were outside the car.
"This is the place" – Matt said.
"Ok… go inside" – I said.
We entered this pub. We found a place to sit down. Then I started looking at the menu. Interesting place – interesting menu. What is Matt thinking? I don't know…