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Comedy play for 6 people.

Duration 1 hour 20 minutes!

The play is in one act, but with a large number of scenes, which implies a relatively frequent change of scenery.

ACTOR

LENYA is a cheerful guy, about 35 years old;

NORA is Leni's wife, about 35 years old.

SUSANNA-Leni's mistress, about 25 years old.

SEMYON is a friend of Leni, about 35 years old.

ALINA is Semyon's wife, about 35 years old.

KRISTINA is Semyon's mistress, about 25 years old.

December, New year's eve.

SCENE 1 RECREATION AREA AT THE SKI CLUB

With snowboards in hand, in full uniform, groaning, groaning, limping and writhing, two friends, Semyon and Lenya, enter the scene.

Lenya carries a snowboard in his hand, looks confident, professional, and Semyon crawls dragging the snowboard along the stage, as if pulling a sled on the floor with both hands, which indicates his very modest experience in this sport.

LENYA (with a sneer): Well, my friend, considering that you've been "scratching" your wife for three years about your system trips to snowboard training, you could at least learn to stand on it, for the sake of decency.

SEMYON (with shortness of breath): Oh, Lenka, don't RUB salt on my wound. I don't have a living place under my uniform. I'm even afraid to look in there, there's probably one solid bruise.

Lenya cheerfully takes off her ski goggles, helmet, and gloves with an experienced hand.

LENYA (optimistic): Don't worry, Senya. Say that you landed badly from the ski jump. The track was not prepared, weather conditions failed, visibility played a role. Well, in the end – sport is sport. There is no it anywhere!

Semyon sits on the "fifth point", takes off his ski goggles, helmet, gloves. It moves slowly, grunting.

SEMYON (with shortness of breath): Yes… I don't worry about telling lies at home. I'm worried about how I feel about Kristina now with all this… Whether functionality is broken! There are serious concerns, because you saw what I did the last time.

Lenya nods with a grin, takes off his jacket, takes a carbonated drink from the bar, pours it into a disposable Cup, which he finds there.

LENYA (optimistic): Everything will be fine. Although … Yes, you smacked pretty good.

Lenya SIPS a drink from a Cup.

SEMYON (plaintively): And in General, it is not easy for our brother to live! It's getting harder and harder to change… And what is most offensive, no one will appreciate all our sophistication, effort and guesswork. And yet, this is a full-fledged creative process!

LENYA (pathos): This is not just some kind of creativity, this is an Opera, what tricks we have to go to to change once again!

SEMYON (sympathetically, with understanding): Oh, Yes… What are the risks? The husband someone's face will fill, the children of others will be tied…

LENYA (in the senses): And how much do you have to spend on gifts and Souvenirs? This is a nightmare!!! I spend all my bonuses and side jobs on these guys… I mean this one… in General, dam.

SEMYON (sympathetically, with understanding): Yeah… This is not a gift to your wife, which costs three kopecks, and was bought from a lantern, just to somehow disown the birthday and other nonsense. Here you have to buy real gifts! Dear ones! High quality!

LENYA (annoyed): And these messages on the phone at an inconvenient moment? These calls from hysterical fools, in the middle of the night!!! And after all, you can not give your phone number, and it is not always profitable to send it far away… In General – solid puzzles…

SEMYON (sympathetically, with understanding): And when you first start this third-party relationship, what a risk to get infected! The statistical indicators of syphilis are simply appalling! How to live in such conditions… How many times have I stepped on this rake… this year.

LENYA (philosophically): Yeah… Problems of course… just a gesture. I sometimes wonder why I need all this. I'll throw it to the devil! I have a wife and a child studying abroad. What else do you need? But… Fortunately, I don't think about it for long. After all, are we men or what? Here you want, you don't want – but you have to!

SEMYON (cheerfully, with support): Exactly!

LENYA (thoughtfully): Listen, what about your wife?

SIMON (getting distracted from the sad thoughts): With Alina? Everything all right. Why the question?

LENYA (thoughtfully): Well… it's just that you were concerned about the functionality of the mistress, and the wife is also in this part of the relationship, which no one has.

Semyon heaves a sigh, gets up from the floor, unbuttons his jacket, goes to Lena, sniffs the drink in his hand, goes to the bar, performs the same procedure, pours, drinks.

SEMYON (having drunk enough): Wife… What about your wife? Don't you know how it is in the family? Complete idyll. She doesn't want to, and I don't need to.

LENYA (thoughtfully): Yes, that's the question…

SEMYON (not understanding): What do you mean?

LENYA (thoughtfully): I have the same thing. Well, that's what I think… What doesn't she want? Why shouldn't I, of course, but why shouldn't she? That is the question!

Semyon ponders. He takes out his phone and calls his wife with a suspicious attitude.

SEMYON (into the phone, with a hit-and-run): Hello? Alina? You? Never know. Why is the voice so strange? Well, how strange? I don't know… strange. Very cheerful or something. What are you doing there? Where are you? At home? Do you wash dishes? So what's so fun about it? TV? Comedy? On what channel? Yes? Clearly. All right, bye.

Semyon puts down the phone and looks around.

SEMYON (friend): There's no TV here, do you know?

LENYA (judiciously): Give up these checks, Semyon. Don't look for clues, or you'll find them. And then it will not be good for anyone!

SEMYON (nervously): Well, then why are you egging me on? I hadn't even thought about it before.

LEON (considered): That's right!

SEMYON (nervously): Now think.

LEON (considered): What about me? I'm just thinking out loud. You have a wife and a mistress, and I have a wife and a mistress… and you can see it over there… on the lift…

Lenya points towards the audience, and Semyon looks where his friend is pointing.

LEON (sensible): get Out… the men of the thirty-rises. All normal-looking guys, and therefore also have wives and mistresses.

SEMYON (trying to understand): So what? What are you driving at?

LEON (considered): And to the fact that none of the men thinks why their wives are so condescending to their (pausing, with sarcasm) "hobby".

Semyon looks suspiciously at his friend, takes out his phone again, and calls his wife with a dubious look.

SEMYON (into the phone, with a hit-and-run): Hello? Alina? You? Never know. Why is the voice so strange? Well, how strange? I don't know… strange. Very sad or something. What are you doing there? Where are you? At home? Cleaning up? Well, what's so sad about it? The song is sad? What song? Where does it play? Yes? Clearly. All right, bye.

He puts down the phone and looks irritated at his friend.

SEMYON (hysterically, on edge, to a friend): Lenya! Enough a! It's okay, don't strain it! Not yourself, not me, not the men. Our wives, unlike us, are decent people.

Lenya throws up his hands, his phone rings. He picks up the phone.

LEON (in a tube, well, mischievous): Yes, my love? I can, yeah. For you, I'm always free and always can.

Lenya smiles, mleet, talking on the phone. Semyon, looking at this shakes his head, understanding with whom his friend is talking there.

LEON (in a tube, well, mischievous): Did you miss me? Very much? You're my good girl. I missed you, too. Necessarily. I'll be at your place in about an hour, wait, get ready, when I get to you…

He hangs up, puts the phone away, still smiling, looks at his friend. Simon is skeptical look at Lenya.

SIMON (sarcastic tone): My joy, then? Well, well. Everything is clear, Susanna called. When Nora calls, the greeting is a little different. (Imitates friend, shouting) What are you calling for? I'm busy! Write a message, I've asked you a thousand times, don't call me while I'm working, you're distracting me. Inconvenient. Everything! That's all for now, I can't talk!

Lenya smiles maliciously.

SEMYON (complacently): Something like that.

LENYA (to a friend, with a sense of self-respect): Yes! Because I'm a man and I'm the boss of the family. And here you are, fawning over your own. (Parades with a trembling voice) Alinochka? Honey, I can't right now. I can't, I'm sorry. Let's do it later. Later, please. I'll call you back. I'll call you back… yeah… I Still can't… Later…

Semyon looks at his friend in confusion.

LENYA (complacently): Well? Recognize it?

SEMYON (reasonably, calmly): Yes. I respect my wife. I love it and appreciate it. And besides, I feel a certain guilt towards her for my own, so to speak… physiological weaknesses.

LENYA (biased): Come on. What are the weaknesses… You are a man, it is normal that you have a mistress. Every normal man has a mistress, or even two. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Mistresses there is no only have flawed, those which nafig no one need, but have such, as a rule, not the, that mistresses, have them and wives not case. For the same reason. So let's not blame ourselves for what is natural and natural.

SEMYON (judiciously, thoughtfully): Understand. Lence. I keep thinking about it. I love my wife very much. Very. I will not give Alina to anyone and will do everything not to lose her. And Kristina is very nice. I feel good with her, so nice, calm, comfortable, but… But internally, because of this whole situation, I somehow feel like a bit of an asshole.

Lenya waves her hand, pours more soda, and drinks.

SEMYON (judiciously, thoughtfully): So you say – naturally, all that. Yes, I myself know that this is the nature of men, they can not do otherwise. Maybe they would, but they can't… I feel a certain responsibility, as if to all of them. You know? Both responsibility and guilt!

LENYA (draining a glass of soda and exhaling loudly): I'll tell you what, old man! Go now to your Kristina, but don't try to drive her there this Blizzard. Pull back hard and everything will fall into place. The brain will fall into place, and life will continue as usual. And next weekend, you and I will meet here again and talk about it.

Lenya throws on, partially zips up the jacket, goes to a friend and holds out his hand, saying goodbye.

LENYA (summing up the meeting): Well, Susanna's waiting for me. We have her there… The event is scheduled, so… Come on, see you again, my friend!

SEMYON (holds his friend's hand in the lock, does not let go of the handshake): Tell me, could you just drop everything like that?

LENYA (trying to free her hand): You mean leave your wife for your mistress? Of course, I can, but I don't need it. Then the mistress will become a wife, and I will look for a new mistress. This is all a completed stage. A waste of time, effort, and nerves!

SEMYON (holds his friend's hand in the lock, does not let go of the handshake): Well no… I don't mean that. I'm just asking the opposite. Could you give up all your adventures and start living exclusively with your wife?

Lenya freezes with a strange expression on his face, as if something has happened to him.

SEMYON (holding his friend's hand in the lock, not letting go of the handshake): Hey, Lazy? Why aren't you talking? Everything okay?

LENYA (recovering from shock): What kind of fool is that? Why saw the branch you're sitting on? Does you that… don't spread your bad thoughts to society! You should be ready for this… it would be safe to go to a psychiatrist with your ideas. Nifiga itself asked.

Lenya tries hard to free his hand, but Semyon holds it quite firmly.

SEMYON (holding his friend's hand in the lock, not letting go of the handshake): Just wait. Laziness really? Well, is it true that no one, no one at all, can be faithful to their wives? Are we such weaklings as all of them (indicating with a nod somewhere vaguely)? Let's start with the New year to live as expected? Honestly, decently. Only with their wives to live with and no one else!

LENYA (nervously): Listen… You got me in these diagrams do not enter and do not take it poorly. If you want to break up with kristinka, it's up to you. I do not experience any psychological problems on this basis. If I want to, I will remain faithful to my wife… Then… by the age of seventy-five. Until then, I don't want to. All while, I have no time, let go.

Semyon lets go of his friend's hand.

Lenya hastily zips up the jacket to the end, corrects everything. Helmet, glasses on his head, picks up his snowboard and hurries to the exit.

Semyon goes sadly to the bar and, pouring himself a soda, gives his weighty word to the back of his friend.

SEMYON (without looking at his friend, succinctly, reproachfully): Weakling!

Drinks his own soda.

Lenya, who has almost left the room, suddenly stops when he hears a friend's phrase.

ZTM.

SCENE 2 RECREATION AREA AT THE SKI CLUB

At a small table, dressed in their ski suits, but unbuttoned to the rastopashku sit two, Semyon and Lenya. Lenya writes something, and Semyon attentively follows the text.

Lenya exhales, puts down the pen, lifts the sheet, and reads aloud, loud and clear.

LENYA (reads like a report): We, Senya and Lenya, hereby certify the date of entry into force of the dispute, to the extent that each of us undertakes not to go "left" for one year. In good faith and loyalty and to be faithful to their wives.

We provide for each other's control over the implementation of the agreement in any possible performance without any claims!

Loud Patriotic serious music is playing, appealing to masculinity.

Friends with eyes full of honor and self-denial lean back in their chairs and look somewhere in the distance, as if saying goodbye to their homeland, as if for the sake of the people go on their last journey.

The music stops.

Semyon takes a piece of paper, a pen, and signs it.

SEMYON (signing): Date, signature. I ask you, my colleague, to perform the same procedure!

Semyon passes the piece of paper to a friend, and Lenya also puts the date and her signature.

LENYA (with approval, with a catch): there you go. We'll make a couple of copies, just in case. So that each of us has a copy and one or two more in stock. We'll see… who of us is worth what in deeds, and not in words!

SIMON (quietly): I would like to note that initially, my offer was not limited to one year. In General, I was going to give up all third-party relationships and the rest of my life faithfully…

LENYA (interrupts): Yes … Yes … Yes! I remember this, and once again I want to note that this proposal was very short-sighted. Each event must have a specific time frame, otherwise it is all so… frivolous. Besides, no one knows how long your marriage or mine will last. Imagine if one of us gets divorced in a month, and the other one lives with his wife until retirement, and even longer. It would be a shame. The word will turn out that both hold, only one is having fun to the full, and the second like an idiot all in one hole!

SEMYON (after thinking it over): Well… I think I'll agree with that. Life is really a changeable thing. Anything can happen. And a man's word must remain a word, regardless of any changes!

LENYA (important): Golden words!

SEMEN (considered): But still… Why did you insist on a one-year term? Not two, not three, not five… That's really hard, isn't it? Do you really need someone on the side so badly and so important?

LEON (considered): You Understand, Semyon… I may be wrong… But it seems to me that it is much worse not to meet love in life at all than to meet it outside of marriage. Love is a beautiful thing. This is a very pure, very kind, very high "thing". Love is a necessary element of society and Yes… it happens that it is not one-sided. Love, brother. Another question is what to do for those who met her under the circumstances that they might have wanted.

Semyon heaves a sigh, fully evaluating what he has heard and trying it on for himself.

LEON (quietly): Do you love Alina?

SEMYON (surprised): of Course, very!

LENYA (calmly): And Kristina?

Semyon hesitates, delays with the answer.

LENYA (emotionally): Oh, you shifty! So you fell out of love with your mistress and started this argument with me under this bench? Well, sly! I underestimated you, you're not as simple as you seem…

SEMYON (excusing himself): no, no. I love Kristina, too. And I intend to part with it against my wishes. This is the Holy truth. Just, I say, the same… My conscience is bothering me.

LENYA (with a twist): Conscience? Or Kristinka?

SEMYON (excusing himself): No, no… Kristina is a beauty in this regard. Everything is top-notch, without headaches, hassle, unnecessary conversations and brain drain.

LENYA (admiring): Not even mine! Why did you clip your own wings, you fool? Oh, Yes… conscience. Internal conflicts and all that… Yes, Yes … I remember.

SEMYON (seriously): You shouldn't take it so lightly, Lenya. At a certain stage of life, you begin to understand that the main thing in life is not money, not social status, power or the number of sexual relationships…

LENYA (mockingly): Curious!

SEMYON (seriously): Well, we'll talk about it some other time. It's hot (fanning himself with the edges of his jacket), and there's no time…

The guys wave their jacket flaps, blowing themselves out.

LENYA (supporting): I agree. So we'll meet in… let's say a week. We report on the results and state of Affairs.

Lenya takes a piece of paper from the table, folds it, and puts it in the inside pocket of his jacket.

SEMYON (seriously): Officially-Yes, in a week…

Lenya freezes in a kind of incomprehension.

SEMYON (explaining): Well, in fact, we will certainly not once watch each other this week, and protect, so to speak, from under the floor, for compliance with the agreements!

Semyon pats the inside pocket of his jacket, where Lenya has just put the signed piece of paper.

Lenya gets up from the table, zips up, and is about to leave.

LENYA (moderately sad): Ah, Senya. You started it… Yes, and on the eve of the New year. At least I would give you a normal holiday off. Well, nothing is sacred!

SEMYON (moderated)): Norma-a-a-a-LNO. The sooner you sit down, the sooner you get out!

LENYA (moderately sad): Well, it happens!

They say goodbye by the hand. Lenya leaves first. Semyon also gets up from the table, zips up as he goes, and stealthily goes in the same direction that his friend has just left.

ZTM.

SCENE 3 BOUTIQUE

In a stylish jacket, boots, and an elegant scarf tied around the head and neck, Semyon's wife Alina enters the stage with a swagger. She looks at the Windows, something attracts her eyes, she looks for a product.

Leni's wife, Nora, comes out from the other side of the stage. She is dressed much more richly than Alina, although she looks quite good.

In the hands of the burrows of four large bag with clothes and food. She reaches the visitor's couch, puts the bags on the floor, and with a loud gasp, sits down on the couch.

Alina turns to "Ah", and recognizes a friend in the Hole.

ALINA (pleasantly surprised): Nora?

Nora doesn't immediately turn to Alina.

NORA (pleasantly surprised): Alina? What a meeting!

ALINA (openly, sincerely): I haven't seen you in a thousand years!

NORA (located): Yes at all! I didn't even recognize you right away. Sit down next to me and we'll chat!

Alina sits down next to Nora on the sofa, putting the product that interests her back on the shelf.

NORA :Well, tell me! What's up? How's life? Our husbands see each other all the time, and we hardly ever see each other at all, that's an omission!

ALINA (openly, sincerely): Don't tell me. My Senya only goes somewhere with Lenchik. I have already sinned to think that they have love there.

Laugh.

ALINA (kindly): Well, what to tell… Live. Normally. Home-work, home-work. Here. I broke out in a boutique, I haven't pampered myself with new rags for a long time. Why do you carry such heavy bags yourself? Where's yours? The day off is today.

NORA (with a wave of her hand, calmly): Yes where… Went snowboarding (makes a gesture of quotation marks, bending two outstretched fingers index and middle)

ALINA (not understanding): What does it mean?

Nora smiles modestly, but her smile is telling.

ALINA (carefully): Are you implying that he's got someone in there?

NORA (quietly): I'm sure of it one hundred percent. He has a mistress. I'll even say more. He doesn't have one, but at least three. One permanent and two temporary, updated periodically.

Alina is in shock.

ALINA (after a pause, extremely surprised): I Don't understand. But why do you need all this? You know everything and you're still with him?

NORA (calmly, even a little complacently): Yes!

ALINA (extremely surprised): But why?

NORA (calmly, even a little smug): Because I'd rather have twenty-five percent of a good deal than a hundred percent of a bad one.

Alina is stunned. She leans back on the sofa, thinking, and puts her fingers to her lips.

ALINA (in prostration): Curiously.

NORA (calmly): What's so curious about that? This is life. This is happening every step of the way. There, look (he waves his hand around the auditorium), how many such stories there are. Everything is here, everything is near. Just like everywhere else. So that… nothing new. You can say – gray days.

ALINA (in prostration): Do you think that all men cheat on their wives?

Nora makes a childlike face in response.

ALINA (doubtful): Well … no, I don't think so. Take my Senya, for example. (Sure) Your Lenya – I don't know, I won't speak for him, although theoretically… (carefully) Theoretically! Yes, he's a good-looking uncle, a lively little Sparrow. And for a word in the pocket will not go and … well… in short, such women love. But! Again. Love something let them love, no one is immune from this, but to reciprocate who does not get – this is a matter of consciousness. Here everyone makes their own decision. Well! Take my Senya for example! He is a thoroughly domestic man. Such a prototype of a loyal family man. I'll bet he'll never get mixed up with anyone, at least not while he's married. Yes, and after, if suddenly that…, too, not fact. I am… You know, you could say you forced him to marry you. He's always been a tight-ass. No, he's nothing like a man, but in the women's question-not an eagle at all.Well… not in that sense, in this sense, we are all good with him. And in the sense that with someone else… (Exhales) Shhh… Not ale at all. This is not the case. I have it at home.

Nora shakes her head skeptically as she listens to her friend, looks at her as if she's a fool, but doesn't try to convince her otherwise.

Alina speaks out, leaves the imposing form of arrangement on the sofa, sits down more modestly and somehow begins to analyze the latest events dubiously.

ALINA (doubtful): Although… you know, today he called me in a strange, all-out way. It's kind of twisted. He interrogated me on the phone. What I do there, what I watch… So strange. When I put the phone down, I did… In General, I do not understand why he has all these suspicions?

NORA (calmly): Well… that's right.

ALINA (not understanding): What is correct?

NORA (calmly): Well, you're a little girl, by God. Don't you know the nature of jealousy? Where does it come from? Yes, from the experience of personal adventures! Not from the TV series, I assure you.

ALINA (not believing): Yes well…

NORA (calmly): So much for that… When a person is faithful to his partner, he does not even think about something like this. In his, let's say scientifically, holographic maps of the world description, there is simply no such component as treason. Hence there is no jealousy. Well, when jealousy appears – it is first of all a question to the bearer of this very jealousy. Why was there such a seed in him? No, of course, if you periodically return home at night with a strange smell of men's perfume, a Hickey on your neck and tousled hair – then the question is relevant.

Alina shakes her head, trying on the description.

NORA (calmly): Well, if from your side everything is more or less calm, measured, quiet, without obvious reasons for doubt, then … here!

ALINA (not understanding): What … here?

Nora looks at Alina with a beatific smile.

NORA (quietly): Yes, do so… thinking out loud. Okay, I'm sorry, I've already ordered a taxi, we're about to…

Nora pulls out her cell phone and looks at it.

NORA (calmly): Oh, I have a white Skoda waiting for me.

ALINA (positive): Yes, of course. See you later!

NORA (skeptical): hi Sena. Bye!

Nora gets up, takes her bags, and leaves.

Alina looks after her thoughtfully.

SCENE 4 SUSANNA'S APARTMENT

Music.

Dim lighting.

Susanna in an attractive form is bustling around the apartment, listening to music, dancing. Wipes the dust, corrects everything, ennobles, looks around the room with the master's eyes, goes to the kitchen, returns to the room, brings the cake with burning candles, puts it on the table. He moves back, touching, biting his index finger thoughtfully.

The doorbell rings!

Susanna runs to open it.

Lenya enters in his ski suit, and Susanna runs after him, trying to hug and caress him on the run, but Lenya's mood is not romantic at all.

LENYA (in a businesslike way, not too gently, seeing the cake on the table): Oh, what is it you have? It's not your birthday, is it?

SUSANNA (affectionately): that's right. Today we have another reason to spend a pleasant memorable evening.

LENYA (tries to say about the upcoming separation): Susanna, my dear, I have come to tell you that…

Susanna closes Leni's mouth with a sudden kiss on the lips, thus preventing Him from finishing.

SUSANNA (gently, moving away from the kiss): Then tell me, honey, it's our anniversary! Five years together, dear! Can you imagine? Five years!

Susanna screams with puppy delight and throws her arms around Leni's neck.

SUSANNA (softly, softly): for Five years I've loved you like crazy. And I don't hesitate to talk about it again and again! Lenka… You're so cool.

Susanna lets go of her hug.

SUSANNA (gently, helping to undress): Undress quickly, why are you standing there like a statue? Stunned, from such news Yes? I'm in shock myself! You and I have never celebrated our anniversaries, somehow we all missed the date. Then you are away, then I (ponders, not naturally truthful)… on mission. So year after year… you can imagine… Five years, Lenya! Five!

Susanna screams again with her happy squeak and hugs Lenya again.

LENYA (in confusion): Listen, well… Yes… I admit that I am somewhat shocked by this news. I thought… you and I …

SUSANNA (interrupts): Yes, just yesterday!

LENYA (in confusion): Well, Yes…

SUSANNA (excited, playful, pulling off Leni's jacket): Well, get undressed, honey, get undressed…

Lenya reluctantly undresses, sadly leaving the plan somewhere in the background of forgotten emergencies.

Susanna giggles, her playful mood gradually, slowly, but surely begins to be transmitted to Lena.

Here is Lenya, too, already begins to let go of some pinching, smiles and little pranks. And now he is fully introduced to the rules of the game set by Susanna.

Music.

Anniversaries joyfully and cheerfully rush around the table, catching up with each other. They feed each other cake, have fun…

ZTM.

SCENE 5 AT THE ENTRANCE

Night.

Twilight.

Fussing and looking around, Lenya quickly runs across the stage, buttoning up his ski suit for a run.

But suddenly he is stopped by the ringing voice of a friend from the darkness.

SEMYON (seriously, loudly, reproachfully): So-so!

Semyon enters the stage from the same place where Lenya ran out.

Lenya turns around, looks at her friend with an intricate face, and tries to think of something to lie about.

Semyon raises the binoculars in his hand and flaunts them in front of his friend.

SEMYON (loudly, complacently): Look what a piece you bought yourself! Not binoculars, but a beast. In the dark, even everything is visible as day.

Hands the binoculars to a friend.

Lenya carefully takes the binoculars, examines them from all sides, nods with an appreciative, approving look, and hands them back to Sena.

LENYA (confused): Yes… good.

Semyon is in no hurry to take it back.

SEMYON (complacently): Yes, look at it, why is it so? So nothing is clear. Who evaluates binoculars by their appearance? Look at this.

Lenya begins to look somewhere through the binoculars.

SEMYON (complacently): As a species?

LENYA (in the process of looking through binoculars): Yes… great visibility. Increase directly say-at the level.

SEMYON (complacently): This is a fact. Look there, on the sixth floor, the curtains are pink and not drawn. See?

Lenya looks up through the binoculars and freezes.

SEMYON (complacently): From here, however, nothing but the chandelier can not be seen, but from the landing of the next house, it was absolutely wonderful to see how a certain citizen feeds my friend a cake. You were running around the table so merrily. I even honestly say-envied. I stand like a fool alone in a dark entrance on a smoky landing, watching, and you are there well, fun, delicious. And then… after the tea procedure, I emphasized a couple of interesting poses for myself! I'll have to try it with my wife sometime, but I'm not sure she can bend like that… and me, too. I admire you, my friend! That was awesome!

Lenya nervously removes the binoculars from her eyes.

LENYA (nervously): All right! That's enough. I understood it all. Yes, I was at Susanna's. And if you were watching us, you should have seen that I wasn't going to do this with her! I came here to put an end to our relationship.

SEMYON (skeptical): You could just call her and that's it! Or send a farewell message.

LENYA (nervously): You can just send your Kristina a farewell message, and I'm sure it won't end there. For sure, there will be a call immediately and a clarification of relations, causes, consequences, and so on and so on. And I'm with Susanna, just for a second! Five years already cut off! From bell to bell! That's it!

SEMYON (not understanding): from what other call?

LENYA (calmly… remembering): Well… from my first phone call to her, to her last call to me today.

SEMYON (with interest): Ah, I see. So what?

LENYA (calming down): Well, whatever… These issues are not resolved over the phone. Respect-first of all! This should all be said eye to eye! With intonation, facial expressions, gestures, with a tear, preferably…

SEMYON (with understanding): Yes…, perhaps you are right. I'm going to do it, too. So what went wrong?

LENYA (sadly): Yes, as it turned out, just today we have this same five-year anniversary with her, damn it.

SEMYON (sincerely): What are you? Congratulations!

LENYA (sadly): Thanks. Only… This anniversary has ruined all my plans. How could I, on a day like this, surprise her with the news of a separation? Who would I be after that? Cause your favorite girl shower pain, psychological trauma… and all this on such a significant day!

Semyon is silent, grimaces, bites his lip and rubs his chin in thought.

LENYA (sadly): So, old man, if you like, we can assume that I've lost this argument. I'd rather be known as a weakling than a sucker!

Semyon heaves a sigh, goes up to Lena, and pats him on the shoulder in a friendly way.

SEMYON (sincerely): It's all right, friend. If I were you I would have done exactly the same. Well done. Guy. I'm not complaining. Say later. We will assume that our agreement entered into force from tomorrow!

Friends kindly smile at each other, shake hands and disperse.

SCENE 6 KRISTINA'S APARTMENT

Kristina, wrapped in a large Terry towel, is sitting in front of the mirror with a hair dryer and comb, drying her hair.

Movement and the expression on her face showing a nervous condition. The girl is frankly freaking out.

The doorbell rings. Kristina drops everything and rushes to the door, opens it.

KRISTINA (nervously, hysterically): Senya! thank God. Where have you been? Why didn't the phone answer? All I was worried about you.

A sad, drooping Semyon enters the room. Kristina flutters around him. She closes the door, runs, turns off the still-working hair dryer, puts it back in its place. Runs up to Semyon, looks into his eyes.

KRISTINA (quietly, scared): Honey… what happened? Why do you look like that? Where have you been, after all, for a week?

SIMON (sadly, slowly): I…

Simon lowers his eyes. With a drooping look, he sits down on the Ottoman. Snatches a guilty look at Kristina.

KRISTINA (with increasing intonation): Senya, my heart is about to jump out. Tell me what happened.

SEMYON (sadly): I told you I was going snowboarding with a friend.

KRISTINA (nervously): Last weekend? So. Well?

SEMYON (sadly): In general… We arrived at the slope, and there the track is unprepared. Potholes, potholes, ruts. But you can't really go back. Go. And there was also a little rain during the night. The road is crusty, the snowboard does not obey at all. Handling is zero, the Board does not cling.

KRISTINA (as much as possible worried, preparing for the tragic news): Aaaaaah…

SEMYON (sadly): and the speed-you know.

Kristina puts her head down, almost crying.

SEMYON (sadly): I fell.

Kristina falls to her knees in despair, crying softly, but sobbing violently.

SEMYON (sadly): I scratched my nose and bit my tongue.

Kristina freezes in a silent frenzy.

SEMYON (understanding that it is necessary to tell something more serious, lies on the move, hesitantly): he also dislocated his shoulder, knee joint, and this one… the nerve was damaged there… (points to the back) somewhere in the back. I don't know anything about it. But he could hardly move.

Kristina bursts into tears.

SEMYON (cheerfully, realizing that he got out of it. He gets up and walks briskly across the room.) I got an ambulance to the ward. I don't remember everything there, I was losing consciousness. Nerve after all. It's a thing. Here it was passed, there it was disconnected. As a result, I only got out of the hospital yesterday. And my phone fell out on the highway, as it turned out, when I fell. But his benefit employees of the ski club found, and handed over to the administrator. I picked it up today and now I've just come to see you.

Semyon quite exhales, cautiously looking at Kristina, who is killed in tears sitting on her knees.

KRISTINA (out of breath from hysteria, quietly, with a scream): I felt, I knew, that something had happened. Thank God you're alive.

Kristina gets up from her knees and throws her arms around Semyon

KRISTINA (gently, carefully): Senechka, how are you feeling? How are you now? Does it hurt very much?

SIMON (simulated suffering): Nothing… But … I am now prescribed outpatient treatment and complete rest. I don't know when I can come to you next. You know, I'll be under the supervision of my wife and doctors all the time. New year meeting on the home bed with pills and procedures.

KRISTINA (gently, carefully): Yes, Yes, of course, I understand. The main thing is that you are healthy. And I'll wait as long as it takes, don't worry about it, I'll wait for you, honey.

Kristina and Semyon embrace.

Semyon's face expresses doubt and some emotion.

KRISTINA (gently, carefully): It's hard for you, but you broke out to me. So good, so caring. And I, a fool, have already thought of everything here. I thought you left me.

Kristina giggles softly through her tears as she looks at the Seeds.

Semyon adjusts to the situation and laughs in response, completely improbable and unnatural.

KRISTINA (gently, carefully, embracing Semyon): So we won't see each other for a long time now.

SIMON (simulated suffering): Yeah…

KRISTINA (tenderly, carefully, embracing the seeds): Sena? Or maybe… Before the long upcoming separation, can we do something? M?

SEMYON (refusing): Well, I don't know … After all, I'm in such shape now, and then…

KRISTINA (gently, insisting): I'll do it myself, honey. Well?

Begins to kiss the Seeds.

KRISTINA (gently, insistently): M?

Kisses.

KRISTINA (gently, insisting): Try it?

Kisses.

KRISTINA (gently, insisting): Already trying…

Kisses.

KRISTINA (gently, insisting): And I think we're getting somewhere…

Kisses.

ZTM.

SCENE 7 AT THE ENTRANCE

Night.

Twilight.

Quietly giggling in an embrace, Semyon and Kristina walk out of the entrance. They are in a great mood. They are joking and laughing loudly, but quietly, so as not to Wake the neighbors.

KRISTINA (gently, modestly, a little shy): My love, it was an unforgettable evening! You were great! My legs are still shaking…

Out of the silence and darkness comes a loud, terrifying, frightening cry of Laziness, so that the viewer jumps, preferably.

LENYA (deafeningly, as loud as possible): AAAAAAAAAAA!

Semyon and Kristina start, Crouch down in fear, and turn at the cry.

A loud, frightening scream is repeated.

LENYA (deafeningly, as loud as possible): AAAAAAAAAAA!

Semyon and Kristina shudder once again, cling to each other, stiffen in a frenzy of brutal fear.

Lenya enters the stage from the other side.

Lenya bends his back, takes a deep breath in his chest and screams again, but now it becomes clear that this terrifying scream is nothing more than another attempt to sneeze.

LENYA (trying to sneeze): AAH… Aah..AAH … yup… (restrains himself, holds his nose with his hand, making a hollow sound). fuf … it seems to have let go.

SEMYON (in a trembling, stuttering voice): Twvvvvvvvvvvzzzzii, is that you sneezing like that?

LENYA (recovering her breath after a sneeze): Oh, Yes… Lost sneeze! Do you know the term? Well, this is it.

Here Lenya unexpectedly sneezes sharply so that the audience jumps once again in the last row.

Semyon and Kristina involuntarily jump from surprise.

SEMYON (quietly, Kristine): This evening, my dear, I will not forget either. Now my legs are shaking, too.

Kristina looks at Lenya accusingly and shakes her head. He kisses Senya goodbye.

KRISTINA (in a businesslike tone): Okay, I ran. Go on, take care of yourself. In touch!

Kristina runs into the entrance.

Lenya looks at the Seeds contentedly and raises his hands in triumph. He closes his hands in a clap.

LENYA (fun): Ahhh, mate. Everything is clear! (Mimicking Christina) My love, it was an unforgettable evening! You were great! My legs are still shaking…

SEMYON (upset, with attacks): By the way, I haven't been to see her for a week. Ignored it completely in cold blood and cruelly. I thought she'd figure it out, but no… Messages are pouring in every day, I don't have time to delete them! Alina is already looking at me askance. The phone is silent all the time, and I just have time to grab it while she goes out to read and delete it. My wife comes into the room, and I have the eyes of a two – man partisan. Every day is like a volcano…

LENYA (sympathetically): So you came today, you could have explained everything and put an end to it! After all, at the end of it all, it wasn't my idea… Why did you go back?

SEMYON (upset): yeah… It's not that easy, you know… I came, I think, now I will tell everything from the threshold, I will slam the door and the question is closed. And she did not have time to open the door, as let's be happy… All on the nerves, all in frustration. She had already buried me there somewhere in her mind while I was gone. I was so worried… How could I say something like that to her? She's still one of nervous shock did not really have time to recover. And I put it right there in the other one?

Semyon waves his hand hopelessly.

Lenya nods understandingly.

SIMON (frustrated): I had to lie to put pressure on the pity… Well, the final as usual-of course everything turned out, I didn't plan…

LENYA (sympathetically): Yes, I understand. Okay. The first pancake as they say practice makes perfect. Nothing. We won't count today either. After all, I tried honestly, and so did you. The second time, we'll solve everything without a hitch, I'm sure!

SEMYON (delighted): Yes! Precisely! So it will be!

Friends shake hands and leave with their arms around each other to the music.

ZTM.

SCENE 8 BOUTIQUE

Nora is light this time. In the hands of just one small bag. Strolling past shop Windows, listening to music on headphones. She's in a great mood. Her winter clothes are unbuttoned, elegantly repeating the contours of her body, fluttering in the air as she moves.

Alina enters the same trading floor. She is talking loudly and nervously on the phone with her husband.

ALINA (on her nerves): Senya, this is the fourth time I've told you! Buy two different loaves, two different loaves, you know? One, for example, is white, the other, for example, is made of rye flour. Well, or whatever you choose! But different. Two! Two rolls. One such, one other! And through the bars. This means the thirty pieces. You can have three packages of ten! Well, is it so hard to remember?

Alina puts down the phone and meets Nora's gaze, who turns at her loud, nervous conversation on the phone.

NORA (positively): hi, honey. What, you're not good at errands, either?

Hug.

ALINA (on nerves): Hello, Nora. This is a terrible thing. Than to explain forty times and then still remind constantly, it is easier to run to the store itself. So it is truer and more reliable, and more economical.

NORA (positive): Sending mine to the store too is utopia. Always gets a bunch and everything is wrong. Yes, half of the expired goods will be in okontsovka.

ALINA (on her nerves): These guys don't look at expiration dates at all. They grab the first thing on the shelf. Well, the first – of course, there is always something that has already gone bad yesterday. It is useless to explain to them that they need to go deeper into the shelf, where the goods are fresh, better!

NORA (positively): Yes … explain not explain… They attack women as well as everything else. The mind is not involved in this process.

ALINA (on a nervous, tired exhalation): Don't say.

Ladies sit down on a bench for guests of the shopping center.

NORA (positively): How are you?

ALINA (calmly): nothing.

They sit in silence, looking at each other.

NORA (positively): All would nothing Yes all nothing?

ALINA (calmly): that's About it.

Smile.

Alina's face changes. After a pause, he shares his sorrows with a friend.

ALINA (restrained): I've been looking at my husband for a week, After our conversation with you.

NORA (with interest): So what?

ALINA (restrained): He has someone…

NORA (calmly): So what?

ALINA (nervously): So what?

NORA (smoothing the corners): Well, in a sense, it is… Wow, that's awful. How did you know that?

ALINA (restrained): He doesn't look up from the phone. All the time something there reads, hides. He thinks I don't notice anything.

NORA (calmly): And the mobile phone always puts the screen down?

ALINA (surprised): Yes… How do you know?

NORA (calmly): Guys… They are not very inventive. They think they're the smartest, they beat their fists on their chests, but… in fact, we know who's who.

ALINA (hysterically, falling into tears): Kapets! He's cheating on me!

Alina is crying.

Nora feels guilty of causing mental suffering to Alina. Doesn't know what to do.

He pats Alina's shoulder.

NORA (sympathetically): Well, well…

Alina is crying even harder, even more demonstratively.

Nora is confused. It changes the strategy. Begins to defend Alina's husband busily.

NORA (resolutely, cheerfully): Listen to me! What makes you think he has someone? Did you find him in bed with someone?

ALINA (thoughtfully, uncertainly): No…

NORA (resolutely, cheerfully): did you Hear him cooing with his mistress on the phone and paying her all sorts of compliments, Recalling past meetings?

ALINA (thoughtfully, uncertainly): No…

NORA (resolutely, cheerfully): does he always smell someone else's perfume?

ALINA (thoughtfully, uncertainly): No…

NORA (resolutely, cheerfully): Did you find the wrong Hickey on his neck?

ALINA (thoughtfully, uncertainly): No… And I don't find my own there…

NORA (distantly): This is not the point!

They both take a breath.

NORA (resolutely, cheerfully): Maybe he doesn't come home for the night sometimes?

ALINA (thoughtfully, uncertainly): No, always home on time.

NORA (resolutely, cheerfully): did He call you by a false name in bed?

ALINA (thoughtfully, uncertainly): No…

NORA (resolutely, cheerfully): Well, what did you worry about then? Get those thoughts out of your head! You can think of a lot of things, you know. On the phone? Who's not on the phone right now? From small to large. At least sometimes your phone breaks away from your smartphone. Puts the screen down? Well, let him put it down if he likes it that way. And mine… with the phone wakes up, with the phone goes to bed! Dines, goes to the toilet and shower with him… He has no time to put his gadget down the screen, because the phone is always in his hands!

Alina wipes away her tears and calms down.

NORA (resolutely, cheerfully): So, friend, don't get your head full of nonsense. And don't try to follow him. Your husband is a great guy. Take care of him, take care of him, and don't let it get on his head. Then everything will be fine for you!

ALINA (calming down): Thank you, Nora. Calmed. Actually, if you look at it like that, it's really all right. Why did I actually draw it like that? Okay… I'll run. Come visit with Lenya!

Alina gets up and recovers.

NORA (positive): Come in! Somehow…

Alina leaves, Nora waves to her from the bench.

ZTM.

SCENE 9 SUSANNA'S APARTMENT

Lenya stands haggard in the apartment of his mistress. He looks grim. Susanna tugs at his cheeks.

SUSANNA (childish): Why is my little bear so glum lately? He was gaunt and haggard. Your wife probably doesn't feed you at home at all. I'm going to have to learn to cook, right?

LENYA (lisping and mumbling, because Susanna is holding him by the cheeks): Your little bear is very tired at work, very tired of all this fuss, hassle and tearing between you and your wife, and your little bear wants to break up with all this once and for all!

SUSANNA (squealing with joy, jumping up and down): Mmmm.... Hooray! Well, finally! I knew it would happen sooner or later!

Susanna rushes to hug Lenya. Squeezes his neck hard. Lenya puffs out his cheeks and looks at the audience with a pained look, because he meant the opposite.

Susannah runs off, shrieking merrily into the kitchen.

Lenya looks after her, twists at her temple, throws up her hands in indignation, slaps her head, somehow emotionally gestures, showing her displeasure. He no longer knows how to hint and bring the conversation to a breakup so that Susanna finally understands that he is leaving her.

Susanna hurries back with a bottle of wine and two glasses. She can not contain her joy, although she tries, but it still breaks out in the form of hysterical giggles and, of course, a smile to the ears, which just "kills" Lenya. He looks at Susanna and can't… well, can't tell her about the breakup. Yes, frankly, I don't really want to do it. The actors ' performance speaks for itself about all this.

SUSANNA (joyfully, hastily opening the bottle): I love this bottle… I know how long ago I saved it for such a case… (dreamily) Mmm…

LENYA (sadly): Susanna, I didn't mean that at all, I just want to say that you and I are…

SUSANNA (interrupts with impatience): A gorgeous couple! I completely agree with you, my love!

Susanna runs to Lena and hugs him, kisses him, just floods him with hugs.

Both fall. Susanna frolics, is happy, and of course… sticks…

Music.

Lena has no choice but to reciprocate.

ZTM.

SCENE 10 AT THE ENTRANCE

At the entrance to meet Leonid and Semyon.

SEMYON (with hope): Well?

LENYA (sadly): Yes nifiga!

SEMYON (sympathetically): Everything went wrong again?

LENYA (with a feeling of pain): Yes, I can't understand anything at all. Either she's a fool or I'm a fool. How is that even possible? I directly text it hint that all! Ales! The edge! Kaput! Finita La Comedia! And she generally understands everything in the other direction. I told her about Foma, and she told me about Erema. Well, here's how to talk to these women? In what language?

SEMYON (sympathetically): Yes… Well, today doesn't count. Let's start next time. But only for sure, so that without any!

LENYA (cheerfully, confidently): what are you talking about! I'm flint! Said – done!

Friends shake hands with each other with reverence, disperse.

ZTM.

Then four scenes go without words!!!

Music plays in the background.

SCENE 11 AT THE ENTRANCE

Dude! in another jacket meets you at the entrance of the Seeds. Gestures asks about how everything went, Semyon gestures explains some circumstances, it becomes clear that nothing he did not succeed.

Leon shrugs sympathetically, understandingly, waving his hand, shake hands, diverge.

ZTM.

SCENE 12 AT THE ENTRANCE

Senya meets at the entrance to the Lenya. The jackets are different, it's a different day, different events. Gestures asks about how everything went, Lenya gestures explains some circumstances, it becomes clear that once again nothing happened for him.

Semyon shrugs his shoulders sympathetically and waves his hand knowingly. They shake hands and disperse.

ZTM.

The music changes!

SCENE 13 IN MARRIED HOMES

The chimes are ringing!

Dark!

On the stage, a pair of seeds and Alina are highlighted on One side, and a pair of Leni and Nora are highlighted on the other side with another light.

The couple of Leni and Nora does not pay attention to the couple of Semyon and Alina and it is mutual. They are like everyone in their apartments to meet a family holiday.

They sit on the floors or on sofas, or on chairs (at the discretion of the Director), look at each other with loving eyes, hold glasses of wine, clink glasses, hug, celebrate the coming of the New year!

ZTM.

SCENE 14 IN THE HOUSES OF MISTRESSES

Dark!

On the stage, a pair of Semyon and Kristina is highlighted on one side, and a pair of Leni and Susanna are highlighted on the other side with another light.

The couple of Leni and Susanna does not pay attention to the couple of Semyon and Kristina and it is mutual. They seem to spend the first days of January in their apartments.

They sit on the floors or on sofas, or on chairs (at the discretion of the Director), look at each other with loving eyes, hold glasses of wine, clink glasses, exchange gifts, hug!

ZTM.

SCENE 15 RECREATION AREA AT THE SKI CLUB

Cheerful and happy, in full uniform with snowboards in their hands, perfectly rolled, Lenya and Semyon enter the recreation area at the ski club.

They laugh, shout, and discuss their Hobbies.

SEMYON (emotionally): Ha, I beat you on the first mountain!

LENYA (good, but with a sneer): By number of falls?

SEMYON (emotionally): In this I have no equal at all!!! Why don't they hold competitions in the quality and number of snowboard falls? I'll be a world champion in no time!

LENYA (good, but with a sneer): That yes… and even before you reach the mark with the "Start" line.

SEMYON (approvingly, marking this argument with an index finger): Here!

They put on snowboards, take off their outerwear, find something from the bar to drink, and help themselves.

LENYA (from the entire broad soul, loudly, emotionally, stretching): eh!!! That's good… Just exclusively.

SEMYON (statuesque, in the English manner): I can't disagree with you, my friend…

They wink at each other, smile, frolic, laugh, tease each other.

In the process of fun and some everyday machinations, Semyon takes a crumpled sheet of paper from his jacket, unfolds it with interest, and with a drooping mien freezes in place.

LENYA (positive): What is it?

Semyon shows his friend the ill-fated list of agreements signed by the parties.

Friends sit down with a drooping look on the bench.

LENYA (sadly): Yes, brother… the New year has already come… the Time has passed, another one has come to replace it… and you and I are still the same…

SEMYON (Sadly, on an exhalation, fiddling with a piece of paper in his hands): Yes …

LENYA (with hope): But you know… Judging by the fact that we have nothing with this (points to the leaf) did not work…, there is some sense in this all.

SEMYON (sadly, thoughtfully): It may be so… Maybe… You know what I think?

Lenya nods questioningly.

SEMYON (philosophically): I think that there are lessons in life that should be explained by life, and not by a person. You and I have not been able to explain to each other the need to change things properly… Let life try, it can do anything…

LENYA (after a pause of thought): Aren't you afraid?

SEMYON (not understanding): What?

LENYA (with knowledge of the case): It is painfully expensive to take life for its lessons… Can we still try it ourselves?

SIMON (angrily): How many times can I try? Probobaly already bursting at the seams!

LENYA (supporting): Yes… my nerves are already on edge. With this agreement, I and Nora somehow did not go very well, and with Susanna, too, through the stump of the deck. They are loyal to me, and I can't be myself with my thoughts now! And of course, this all negatively affects… Yes, everything!

SIMON (wistfully): Be yourself… Listen friend, it looks like you just said a very competent thing. Maybe you really don't need to puzzle over how to arrange everything in life correctly? Who knows what's really right. Maybe the answer to everything lies on the surface? It's so easy to be yourself!

LENYA (judiciously, thoughtfully): The answer is simple, but in execution it is not so easy to implement. Who can afford to be themselves, given the social, civil, family, and other circumstances?

SIMON (wistfully): Well, Yes…

LENYA (summarizing): This is luxury…

Semyon nods his head, understanding the essence and depth of these words.

LENYA (addressing the viewer): We wear masks that adapt to the circumstances… What about it? After all, the world does not stand still, everything moves and everything changes. And we try to keep up with these changes. We run after them, these very changes at their heels, just as wolves attack the trail of their prey. Yes, but we forget that the wolf, following the trail, often becomes a victim himself. The same thing happens to us. We run somewhere blinded by desires, trying to catch up, catch up, grab… And I must say that many people manage to do this. So why is it that at the end of our lives we are almost completely at the bottom of the bucket? Isn't it because you've played other people's roles all your life? Did you not live by your own values? Not by your own standards and impulses? Let them be a thousand times wrong, erroneous, or even vicious! But these are our impulses, brothers! After all, this is all of us! Such as we are! We are real!!!

SEMYON (thoughtfully): Are we real?

There is a slight pause…

LENYA: Yes… certainly be… Necessarily be…

All the actors IN CARNIVAL MASKS COVERING ONLY their EYES, begin to bow with a warm understanding smile and take hands, Lenya also takes hands, but continues his speech without interrupting, he addresses the audience.

LENYA (to the viewer): We are there, deep inside everyone! We are everywhere and everywhere. And even through our numerous masks, our true essence still breaks through! So why wear these masks, Friends?

Semyon tears the agreement sheet into small pieces and throws it with a light heart, exchanging a glance with Lenya in agreement.

LENYA (to the viewer): Down with the masks, and long live what we really are!

Actors tear off their masks and effectively throw them for themselves!

ALL IN CHORUS (to the audience, fun, emotional): Be yourself, brothers, be real, no matter what!

A CURTAIN

Novosibirsk, August 2020

The terms of the play are negotiated individually.

All of Nikolai Lakutin's plays are available for public viewing on the author's official website http://lakutin-n.ru the" Plays " section

Author's email address Lakutin200@mail.ru

Обложка пьесы разработана автором в дизайнерской программе и является интеллектуальной собственностью Николая Лакутина.